Dear Consumer,
Congratulations! You are been chosen to receive the vacuum of your dreams. Whatever its color or cost, with this gift certificate blessing expressed in this message combined with a Citi MasterCard you may now purchase the vacuum that will complete you, body and soul.
Happy shopping,
The Fairy Godmother of Housekeeping
Now maybe I can get the hovercraft vacuum that's new from Scotland! It's a canister vacuum that actually floats behind you as you vacuum cheerios and hair elastics. As stated on theairider.com:
The Airider has arrived: a floating vacuum cleaner that will make cleaning an easy ride.
Using hovercraft technology to float on the floor, the Airider becomes virtually weightless during operation.
I can't help but assume I'd be welcome to wear my Princess Leah costume while operating the hovercraft.
3 comments:
That would be hot.
Do it.
Is it sad that I typed in airider.com to see all about this touted vacumn... I'm a dork!
HA HA HA HA HA HA
Karen, you rock my world.
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